Click Here to hear (and download) the "Condom! Condom!" ringtone.  Seriously, who thinks this is a good idea? What's next? Ringtones for the overweight and obese? "Fat ass, fat ass!" "Have a salad! Have a salad!" Ringtones for the recovering alcoholic? "Coffee! Soda!" "Go to a meeting! Go to a meeting!" Ringtones for drug addicts? "Clean needles! Don't share!" "Hepatitis C! Hepatitis C!" Ringtones for public fornicators? "Get a room! Get a room!" If these people really want this to work, they need to get Apu (from The Simpson's) to be their spokesperson/cartoon and/or the condom a cappella voice. That way the ringtone could belt out, "Condom, condom. Thank you. Come again."

Click Here for random hot ass pics from The House Bunny premiere

Miss Sister 2008 (click here for the article)- Click Here for some pics of how it could look

Pics of Megan Fox adjusting her "Mamalian Protruberences"

Click Here to see Tropical Storm Fay Kite Surfer

Click Here for the Espresso Drive Through Cross Dressing Freak Rock Life story.

Click Here for the Sex Kitten Rock Life Story (with picture goodness...really...I'd hit it like the fist of an angry God)

Click Here for the Naked Axe Man Rock Life Story 8-14-08. Check out the mugshot!

Click Here for pics of our Military Men and Women keeping thier sanity through humor. Thanks to Brother Dab, Head Usher of the Church of Crowley and Viet Nam veteran '68 for submitting them.

Click Here for the Meat Tenderizer Rock Life

Natasha Henstridge Bikin Pics - Click Here

Monday 8-11-08 Video - Rock Life moron - Click Here
 

Phil Collen's side project - Man-Raze website

Monkey Pig, Monkey Pig, Does Whatever A Monkey Pig Does - What do you think, Pork flavored Ham or Monkey flavored bacon?

The Girls of Olive Garden from Playboy - NSFW!! Click Here

Carrie Underwood pictures (sooooooo hot!). Click Here

Rock Life Pizzaria Video - Click Here. Read the story Here.

Ohio "Foot squirting syringe guy" - This is his mugshot...no kidding.

Crowley Giving Russell from Headcount his blessing while Russell kisses the Un-Holy Rosary of the Church of Crowley -
 - Click Here for a bigger picture.

 

McCain and Obama Condoms. Practice safe politics this voting season. Click Here

Heather Locklear...throwing THE SHOCKER????

Click Here for Creative Sound Solutions studios...and thanks guys for helping with the Rock Life Theme Music!

Click Here for the duo I was telling you about...Hot Chick and the Guy

Click Here for the story on the woman who locked herself in her car. WASTE OF SPACE!!!

OK, this is so WRONG! I can't BELIEVE Mutt Lange left his wife (Shania Twain on the left) for THIS (new woman in his life on the right)! Is he INSANE? He gave up sex with Shania for life for THAT?!?!? WTF????

My Jessica Alba fetish made it to the News-Press - Thanks Hoyt!

FHM's Sexiest Woman Alive Megan Fox topless! She's got a new movie called "Jennifer's Body" and what a body it is. Click Here for the pics. NSFW!!

The Most Seductive Woman, according to a new poll - Click Here for a picture.

Here's why I'm so tired after the weekend's festivities after Cape Coral's Bike Night -  Bau chika bau bau!

 Click Here for the Groom-To-Be-Taser incident with the Knox County Sheriff's Deputy.

Friend of the show Alvin sent this in...it's so true.

Ritchie Sambora's Mug Shot - Is it just me or is he looking a LOT like Mickey Rourke?!?

Click Here for the Too Pretty To Fly article.

The Gene Simmons Sex Tape - Click Here

CLICK HERE for the pictures of the Sacremento Kings Chreerleaders I told you about. Naughty, naughty pictures.

The Naples Woman Air Conditioner Sex story.

This is the funniest video I've seen in a long time. You have to take a look. NOT SAFE FOR WORK! You have been warned. Click Here for the video.

Above is said photo from the Hospital. No wonder people have to "find" God...he only sees people by appointment apparently! WTF?!?!?

Click Here for the Shocking Sex story

Click Here for the Christpoher Hoyt Rock Life article in the News-Press

Click Here for the Kyla Ebbert Playboy Pics (MAY NOT BE SAFE FOR WORK!)

A NEW Holiday!! I'm going to LOOOOVE this one. Thanks to Workforce Member Vicki for this one. Click Here to see the new Holiday, with foto-goodness.

Click Here for the Rev. Aldridge's story. (The Holy Diver)

Click Here for the "Grim Retriver" article

Click Here for the pictures of Oscar De La Hoya in drag. Is it him or is it photoshopped?

Click Here for the Day Of Procreation article

CLICK HERE to print your CELL PHONE JACKASS ticket 

Click Here for the Off The Hook Comedy Club website

Here's the local band I was telling you about called Head Count. Click Here for their Myspace site.

President Theodore Roosevelt's Speech from 1907 on being an AMERICAN.

"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people." 

The Q & A

Is Crowley your real name? Yes it is. It's a guy thing to call each other by their last names for some reason...I haven't heard my first name used in years...unless my mother calls. Oh God...(shudders).

How old are you? Old enough to know better, too damn young to care.

Married, Single, Abstaining? Good question. Thanks for asking.

Have you really lived and traveled all over the United States? I grew up in Alaska, and came to Southwest Florida by way of Oregon and Michigan.

How did you get into radio? I didn't want to get a real job...why work when you can play all day?

The best thing about working for Classic Rock 94.5: See above.

Hobbies: Golf, Racquetball, Wakeboarding and just about any other sport I can find a way to play.

Three things I could not live without: Pop Tarts, Chocolate and a good lawyer (Thanks Bill!)

Three things I could live without: Rules, Regulations and people without a sense of humor.

On the street I’m usually mistaken for: Somebody who gives a damn.

If I could bring any artist back from the great beyond it would be: Hendrix...definitley

Reality TV show I’d most like to participate in and why: American Idol, so I could beat the judges and the creators about the head neck and shoulder area repeatedly with gusto! Actually, I'd like to give the creator of the show a good D&%K punch.

Here’s something no one knew about me… until now: Well, I've never told anyone this...but...I'm really a lesbian, trapped in a mans body.

FAVORITES: TV Show - Two and a Half Men, How I Met Your Mother, I'm starting to really like Burn Notice on USA...a new one called the Cleaner with Benjamin Bratt on A&E is EXCELLENT and I can't forget my two ALL TIME FAVORITES...Futurama and Robot Chicken!

Song: Mr. Crowley...of course!

Artist: Ozzy

Band: Head or Arm...I can't decide. Rubber is a good one too.

Sports Team: Cleveland Browns - Cleveland Indians - Jeff Gordon in NASCAR

Websites: I'm not allowed to put that on here...it would sacrifice the integrity of the United States government.

Food: A nice thick filet mignon done medium rare with steamed asparagus, garlic mashed potatoes and a glass of Opus One.

Beverage: OK, this one you're going to laugh at...believe it or not I LOVE milk. I drink at least a gallon every two days. And you already know about the Kamikaze's and Scotch. Mmmmm....scotchity goodness. Single malt please.