8/07/08 - 105. Don't put a 3 year-old on the roof of your car and drive around the parking lot because you think she needs to "get some air".  Click HERE for story and SCARY mugshot.

8/06/08 - 104.  Even if you a preacher late for church, don't curse and wave you gun at a woman that cut you off in traffic.  Click HERE for story.

8/05/08 - 103.  Don't drink and drive AND text.  Click HERE for story.

8/04/08 - 102.  If you are wanted for murder, don't post up at the electronics section at Wal-Mart, or any public place.  Click HERE for story.

8/01/08 - 101. When on a first date (or job interview) don't rip a ridiculously loud fart.  Makes you look like an idiot.

7/31/08 - 100.  Don't steal your dad's unmarked police car and start pulling people over.  Click HERE for story.

7/30/08 - 99. If you don't want to "come out" to your football teammates, don't get caught stealing beer from the gay bar.  Click HERE for story.

7/29/08 - 98. Don't use a pair of scissors to remove tattoos. Click HERE for story.

7/28/08 - 97. If you are trying to claim your illegal strip club at an "art center", don't let the underage niece of the sheriff hop on stage and show her boobies. Click HERE for story.

7/25/08 - 96. If a woman in passed out drunk in front of you, don't take a picture of her "lady area" with your camera phone.  Especially if you are the paramedic that is taking her to the hospital.  Click HERE for story.

7/24/08 - 95. Don't steal the purse of and old woman whose grandson is an Olympic sprinter.  There is nothing worse than getting your ass kicked by and 80 year old.  Click HERE for story.

7/23/08 - 94. Don't act like a little girl and walk out on your radio show (Crowley). 

7/22/08 - 93. If you are going out to a resturant with your family, don't sit at the bar! Even if you are at Disney World!

7/17/08 - 92. Don't get stupid personalized license plates.  Click HERE for story.

7/16/08 - 91. If you already have racked up 3 DUIs in the past 2 weeks, don't hop in your car after a getting wasted. Click HERE for story.

7/15/08 - 90. Just beacuse it works in the movies, don't think you can do it too.  This time, jumping on a moving train.  Click HERE for story.

7/14/08 - 89. Don't go to the zoo drunk and try to get up close to take pictures of the bears.  "They tear you limb from limb", actually happens.  Click HERE for story.

7/11/08 - 88.  If you don't want people to call you a Neo-nazi, don't send your daughter to school with a swastika on her arm, TWICE.  Click HERE for story.

7/10/08 - 87. If you are WASTED and it is after 2 am, don't leave the house.  Click HERE for story.

7/09/08 - 86. If you don't have a get away car, don't rob the bank.  And especially don't try and get the closest hotel to call you a cab.  From FORT MYERS!  Click HERE for story.

7/08/08 - 85.  Don't think that if you watch something on TV that you can do it too, especially when you are watching the UFC! Click HERE for story.

7/07/08 - 84. Don't try and use lame excuses when trying to get out of a speeding ticket.  When was the last time "I'm trying to catch that UFO" worked?  Click HERE for story.

7/03/08 - 83. Unless you are one of the Mythbusters on the Discovery channel or Jesus, don't try to walk on water. Click HERE for story.

7/02/08 - 82. If your name isn't Bo or Luke, don't try and climb into the bed of the pickup truck you were just driving while it is still moving.  Click HERE for story.

7/01/08 - 81. Don't leave you personalized drill next to the tank you just stole gas from.  Click HERE for story and awesome mug shot. 

6/30/08 - 80.  If you are the receptionist, don't get all pissed if your boss asks you to get him coffee.  Click HERE for story.

6/27/08 - 79. If your girlfriend tells you she doesn't want to have sex, don't threaten her with a stun gun.  Click HERE for story.

6/26/08 - 78. Even if your dad is the chief of police, don't take a swing as the officer that just busted you with pot.  Click HERE for story.

6/25/08 - 77. Don't give your car keys to a crack head. Chances are, he isn't coming back.  Click HERE for story.

6/24/08 - 76. From Cooze's home state of Kansas - Don't shoot yourself in the head. Click HERE for story.

6/23/08 - 75. Don't take a stick of deodorant off the shelf, use it, and then put it back.  You will get arrested for it and that is just nasty. Click HERE for story.

6/20/08 - 74. Don't underestimate Wink Wink Nudge Nudge (the company kick ball team that finally scored and run and got the win).

6/19/08 - 73. Don't kick out the windows of a limo, especially when you are a finalist on the Ultimate Fighter.  They will kick you off the show.  Click HERE for story or HERE for video.

6/18/08 - 72.  Don't break into a construction site and play with the equipment, especially the steamroller. Click HERE for story.

6/17/08 - 71.  It saddens Cooze to say anything bad about ethanol, but don't put E85 gas in your car if it isn't a flex fuel car. Click HERE for story.

6/16/08 - 70.  Don't grab Cooze's ass.  Especially if you aren't going to own up to it. 

6/13/08 - 69. Even if you are running really late, don't call in a bomb threat to delay your flight so you can make it aboard, especially on your personal cell phone.  Click HERE for story.

6/12/08 - 68. Don't give your drivers license to the convenience store clerk, then rob the store and leave your license there.  Click HERE for story.

6/11/08 - 67.  If the you are being questioned by the cops about your involvement in a hit and run that killed a 12 year old, don't use the defense that you weren't as drunk as your other 2 friends.  Click HERE for tragic story.

6/10/08 - 66. If you are running for office, don't get drunk and lead the cops on a high speed chase.  Clich HERE for story.

6/9/08 - 65. Don't get breast implant the size of blue ribbon watermelons.  IT IS NOT ATTRACTIVE! Click HERE for story and check out gross photo below.

6/6/08 - 64.  If you leave your baggie of pot at Wal-Mart, don't call up and ask if they found it and then actually go back to get it.  Click HERE for story.  Heard on the Bob and Tom Show.

6/5/08 - 63. Don't try and doctor up your lottery ticket to make it look like you are the million dollar winner.  Click HERE for story.

6/04/08 - 62. If you have been banned from the race track, don't put up a homemade tree stand right outside on private property so you can still catch the action.  Click HERE for story.

6/03/08 - 61.  Don't disobey the signs at the GM plant.  Click HERE for story.  Thanks to Workforce Member Mitch.

6/02/08 - 60. Don't leave your shopping cart in the parking spot right next to the cart return.  SO RUDE!

5/30/08 - 59. Don't give your son one of the counterfeit bills you've been making at your house to pay for his school lunch.  Click HERE for story.

5/29/08 - 58.  Attention high school principals: When giving a speech at graduation, don't steal it from a former student who is now one of your faculty members.  Click HERE for story.

5/28/08 - 57. If the brick you threw at the building you were trying to break into bounced back and hit your look out man knocking him out, don't throw in again!  See video below. 

5/27/08 - 56. Don't put your baby up for auction on e-bay.  Click HERE for story.

5/23/08 - 55.  Don't call the police and claim that someone hit your car in the parking lot after you hit a dump truck and leave the scene of the accident.  Thanks to Workforce Member Dennis from Cape Coral.

5/22/08 - 54. Don't use 911 to call a cab, even if you are high on meth.  Click HERE for story.

5/21/08 - 53. Don't leave your leftovers in the fridge at work for more than a year.  Your co-workers don't appreciate it.  (Cooze almost passed out in the break room from the smell before her show)

5/20/08 - 52. When at a costume party, don't set the guy dressed up as a sheep on fire.  He is kind of flammable.  Click HERE for story.

5/19/08 - 51.  Along with the laundry list of drinking faux pas, Don't kick the chickens walking around the streets in Key West, it really pisses off the locals. (After the Workforce Appreciation Cruise to the Keys)

5/16/08- 49. If you think you are too good to make a fresh pot of coffee in the break room, DON'T DRINK THE LAST CUP!

5/15/08 - 48. Don't ram you vehicle into your attorney's parked car, especially with the big wad of cash in the cup holder, the meth under the seat, and your 7-year-old daughter in the brand new truck you are test driving.  Click HERE for story.

5/14/08 - 48. Don't take pot into a penal institution.  Click HERE for story.

5/13/08 - 47. Don't take your kid on your beer run, and if you have to, at least buckle them in better than your case of beer.  Click HERE for story.

5/12/08 - 46. Don't try and rob any kind of shop in TEXAS with a BB gun.  The neighbors have much bigger artillery.  Click HERE for story.

5/09/08 - 45. When you rob a bank, don't write the note you give the teller on the back of your cell phone bill.  Click HERE for story.

5/08/08 - 44. Don't include a cop on your mass text message about your "cocaine sale".  Click HERE for story.

5/07/08 - 43. If you are out on bail, don't stand on the street corner, waving a shotgun, cursing and making obscene gestures at people driving by.  Click HERE for story.

5/06/08 - 42. Don't forget to watch where you are going after you flip off the police, pop wheelie and take off on your motorcycle.  Click HERE for story.

5/05/08 -41.  Don't lie to the police.  Chances are you will end up getting in more trouble than you are already in.  Click HERE for story.

5/02/08 - 40. If you are fighting with your girlfriend over parenting issues, don't spray your baby in the face with pepper spray.  Your chances of winning the argument go down significantly.  Click HERE for story.

5/01/08 - 39. Fellas, don't slow down traffic to yell inappropriate things at a woman.  That is not going to get you into her pants. 

4/30/08 - 38.  Don't put a female co-worker over your knee spank her and tell her she is a naughty girl. AND don't ever say "If it's there, it's only fair that I hit it".  That is a little inappropriate.  Click HERE for story.

4/29/08 - 37. Don't break into a church and vandalize it, and if you do have to do that, don't go in the basement after to take a nap.  Click HERE for story.

4/28/08 - 36. Don't call the radio station and leave your blue tooth on while you go to the bathroom.  Thanks to the ANON IT guy :)

4/25/08 - 35. Don't put your make-up in the car and get in the way of people on their way to work and/or HAPPY HOUR.  From Workforce Member Wayne in Cape Coral!

4/24/08 - 34. Don't print up all new letterhead, pens and mousepads with your new company logo without looking at it from all directions. Click HERE for the story and check out the photos below.  Lots of awesome!!!

4/23/08 - 33. If you don't have anything nice to say, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!

4/22/08 - 32.  Don't get married for the 4th time if you are 24 year old woman whose ex-husbands consist of a man who left you for your mom, a bigamist, and a friend that stepped in when your first fiance left you the day before the wedding.  Click HERE for the story to sort out this mess!

4/21/08 - 31. If you are a big girl, don't wear the tight little shorts that say "Hottie" on the back of them.  You don't need more attention on your fat ass riding your bike down US 41.  Thanks to Workforce Member ANON from Port Charlotte.

4/18/08 - 30. If you get in an accident while talking on your cell phone and you have a suspended license, don't shoot up all the heroin in you car while you are waiting for the cops to show up.  Click HERE for story.

4/17/08 - 29. If you are a high school teacher, don't look up porn on your school computer.  Even if you are "testing out the web-site blocking system" that the school system put up.  Click HERE for story.

4/16/08 - 28.  Don't be in customer service if you have no customer service skills.  (Cooze almost strangled the liquor store clerk)