As I said on the air - Photos like these always make me a little sad, because the sexy young women who serve on our nation's dance teams and cheerleading squads should be free -- nay, encouraged! -- to go out at night and drink a lot, pretend to be lesbians, and pull up their skirts, bend over, and show off the G-strings stretched over those well-muscled asses.  And to take pictures of it all, of course they should!  The thing is, if I help distribute these photos to the masses, then the fun dancers might get kicked off the squad and/or stop sharing their sexy photos, which could lead to a world in which naughty cheerleaders are restricted to fictional porn fantasies.  But then if I don't share the pictures then nobody gets to enjoy them, and what's the point of that?  It's a Catch-22, my friends...a Catch-22...Enjoy.

- Crowley